Sleepy Willow’s Bonded Soul: The Narcoleptic Vampire Series By Dicey Grenor
This is an actual published,
novel collection of adjectives. In all seriousness.
People have paid money to read this. She also
created discovered mircosoft powerpoint and posted a slide show, with original renditions of the characters from her book.
Just kidding, she shittily (http://www.merriam-webster.com/shittily) photo manipulated stock photos of models and celebrities. One, inexplicably, wrapped in seran wrap.
This is allowed? We’re allowed to do this? In that case….
Those were the character’s from a Vamp’s Tale, the story of the clinically depressed Count Malcolm! We’re artist!!!
In any case, I look forward to reading the tales of the ambiguously bronzed, narcoleptic vampire, and I’m anticipating descriptions of all the reason’s she’s hot being shoved down my throat on every page.