Category Archives: Lifetiming

Lifetiming: Cabin by the Lake

So this movie wasn’t made for TV by Lifetime Channel, but it was on Lifetime when I watched it so I thought, why not? Cabin by the Lake stars Judd Nelson, AKA “Nostrils” from the movie The Breakfast Club, and … Continue reading

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Lifetiming: Sex, Lies, & Obsession

DISCLAIMER: Even the internet said, “nope,” to this movie, so there are no screenshots. Just imagine a pair of lips with a body and a boring white-bread male making noises at each other and you’ve got it. Sex, Lies, and … Continue reading

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Lifetiming: Nightmare

Today I’m reviewing a confusing mess of a horror movie called “Nightmare.” It was directed by Terry Ingram and stars Haylie Duff, the Duff sister most likely to appear in a movie like this, as a graduate student studying sleep paralysis, … Continue reading

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Lifetiming: A Devil in the Flesh

As the type of person who watches Lifetime movies for fun, I have a lot of free time on Friday nights. I spend them watching some god-awful made-for-TV-movies, and drinking. This week I’ll be reviewing an unthrilling thriller entitled, “Devil … Continue reading

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