Category Archives: This Week in Vampires

This Week in Vampires: The little Mermaid (1989)

What? I’m not sure either, so let us see where this is going. I started reading subjectively bad vampire novels last summer in an attempt to show that there is worse things out there then ‘Twilight’. Twilight is pulp culture … Continue reading

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Turned: Book #1 in the Vampire Journals

It seems I can’t get away from series in this genre. Yet again I’m reviewing a novel that  requires more time than I should spend on mockery, and is written for young adults. I’d like any readers to keep in … Continue reading

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Super Dark: Volume #1

I’m going to be honest, this really doesn’t belong in “This Week in Vampires”, mostly because there aren’t any vampires in it. I did not find this out until the end, and since I read the whole thing, I’m doing … Continue reading

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The Vampire from Hell: Volume #1

Welp, I should have known that this was coming. Having enjoyed my last vampire novel, “School for Vampires”, I had a sense of doom when I picked this next one. Before we begin, I must also share this picture with … Continue reading

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School for Vampires

After recovering from my PTSD from reading ‘A Bead of Blood’, I emerged to find a new e-book downloaded on Wendigo’s communal Kindle; Quinn Conlan’s School for Vampires called my name with sweet whispers of a media ripe for judgement. … Continue reading

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A Bead of Blood (Wiccan-Were-Bear)

I’m currently devouring a half-pint of Häagen-Dazs ice cream, wrapped in a blanket, rocking myself back and forth in a comforting motion. Sometimes, my cat misjudges her positioning while using her litter box, and shits on my wall. These remissed excrements … Continue reading

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Sleepy Willow’s Bonded Soul (The Narcoleptic Vampire)

With the pulsing darkness pressing in from a broken city, my sexfully decorated apartment is lit only by my computer screen. I tap away dramatically at my old, silky, chrome laptop I bought in 2007. My chocolate, coffee, roundish shaped … Continue reading

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